When Conor Moran joined Viceroys about 9 months ago, he had never attempted a triathlon and his priority was getting himself on to the committee as co social secretary

None the less, a triathlete he has become.  After making the most of  Trevor’s Thursday run sessions through the winter and Mark’s coached track, pool and lake swimming, he  embarked on the Thames Turbo Triathlon series and a mid week Monday triathlon at Dorney lake too. Stereotypes aside, this pale, red headed Irishman’s first port of call after his first triathlon was The Swan pub in Walton. His second triathlon was admittedly his worst, ‘ With about 4 hours sleep and a nasty hangover;  I tried it but I felt every foot I put on the tarmac, I did learn a lesson.”

However, by his forth triathlon, Conor had taken minutes off his racing times in all disciplines: “I so totally loved my first open water triathlon, that had to have been my best triathlon so far.”

Great work Conor, but why do you keep calling recently sighed travellers in Walton ‘family’?