About Kate Wallace

I've always been involved with sport of some description, particularly adrenaline sports (skiing, boarding, kite-surfing, bungi jumps, parachute jumps, mountain biking) and endurance events (7 marathons, lots of halfs, Caledonian Challenge, London to Brighton bike ride, Moonwalk, played/coached rugby), but I'm relatively new to triathlon as it's actually taken the place of other sports after a couple of bad accidents! Although looking at the biographies of all you other Viceroys I'm a bit embarrassed to admit that all I've done are a few team traitahlons (running or cycling leg) and a couple of super sprints and sprints on my own, I'm hoping that being a Viceroy might persuade me that swimming in open water over 400m is actually possible. Read more about me in the May 2012 Triathlon Plus: http://www.triradar.com/2012/04/09/were-inspired-by-kate-wallace/

Mike Essex Reminisces about the World Championships

‘On race day I got up at 5am having had the usual awful pre-race night sleep, got changed and started my mental preparation routine. This means plugging in the iPod and playing a song selection that act as audio triggers to get me in the zone – get goose bumps every time and felt incredibly up for it. And then I suddenly and surprisingly got hit with waves of emotion as it struck me how much work, training and sacrifices had gone into the last 8 months to get me here and the amazing support I have had from friends, family and Viceroys triathlon club. I managed to hold myself in check but was determined to use that emotional energy positively. Then I visualised the race and started constructing a selection of mental images to use on the start line and during the race which I know gets the best out of me (degree in psychology certainly helps :-).
 
We got to the venue and then lined up with my new GB team mates and loved having Mr Yeoman in my wave. He had been very generous with his tips in the days leading up to the big day which I really appreciated and we were both nervous but 100% up for it. Lined up for the swim and then bang, klaxon goes and into the washing machine I dived. Total relief when I realised that my googles had stayed on and then I started motoring. After 200m things had calmed down and then I went to put the Monday night group swim training into practice and went to find some feet. Managed to do so, felt I was mid pack and was fairly calm and just glad to be underway. Exited the water in a time of 12:37 which I was happy with considering this is my weakest discipline. Legged it into T1 which was a long old stretch, jumped on the bike and looked forward to putting the hammer down on the lovely resurfaced road surface.
 
‘Whatever you do do not blow a gasket on the first steep hill’ is what I had promised myself, yet got over excited over taking loads of bikes up the hill and gasket duly blew. Managed to recover quickly and had a cracking battle with about 5 other GBers, and started to really fire up the V8 turbo diesel. By lap 2 I had shaken 3 of the Brits and began a right old ding dong with an Aussie called Grice, or ‘Gricey’ as I nick-named him. Managed my effort miles better on lap 2 and sped into T2 with a 33:21 split (19th in AG). 
 
Slipped on the trainers and was looking forward to the run, my strongest discipline, so the 500m run in T2 to the start of the 5k was fine by me. Felt good and then knew I had to start reeling in the boys to get up the finish list. Got into stride relatively quickly and shook off 1 Brit who had left T2 with me and then locked onto the next 2 Brits I could see in the distance. Reeled them both in by the last 1km which was so satisfying and then spotted Gricey ahead and tried desperately to catch him to no avail as the old legs were hurting big time. Hit the blue carpet and was greeted by a wall of noise with a massive GB contingent and unbelievably fantastic support from the grandstand. Felt like a pro!!!! 
 
Crossed the line knowing I had emptied the tank and could not have given any more. 23rd out of 86 (BEST IN THE WORLD TRIATHLETES!!) and 5th Brit out of 17. Way above my expectations and one of the best experiences of my life – totally recommend it to any triathletes – believe in yourself and give qualification a try.’

1st Place in 3rd Category race for Kevin Argent

hillingdon‘Well today’s race didn’t exactly pan out the way I wanted it to!

Today I was racing at Hillingdon E/1/2/3 Class (as a 3rd CAT) and was looking good on paper, I’ve been top 10 most weeks now and 1st or 2nd in my class each week ANNNNNND 4 of my main rivals where not here today!

The race today was a little different, there where a few breaks but we pulled them back. Then myself and my “cousins” from Pedal Heaven broke away for 3 laps but with only 3 of doing the work in a group of 3 we soon realized that it was for nothing and dropped back to the Peleton of 60 riders and sat at the back.

With the 1 1/2 hour of close circuit racing over the 5 lap board came out and it was down to business! I didn’t have any teammates left so had to rely on me myself and I for my own lead out and sprint to the finish! 4 laps to go and I moved back towards the front of the group and was sitting pretty in about 10th – 15th

3 laps to go and some moron decided to go for a gap that wasn’t there in front of me and took myself down and 10 other riders! I scrambled back to my bike (grass stains and bumps) and jumped back on as quick as I could and got back on the bunch with a lap 1/2 to go….

I used most of my matches getting back up to the bunch so I knew the sprint was out the question…. Yeah right! I still put my head down and went! Came home top 15 and first 3rd CAT! ‘

As raced and reported by Kevin Argent

Mark Yeoman – WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS RACE REPORT – Bronze medal a reality for next year?

‘Thursday night saw the teams assembly for the Parade of Nations – with each nation walking the streets behind their national flags. The streets were lined with local, friends & family and the atmosphere was amazing. Once we had all fill the square in front of the stand – we were treated to a fly by by a fighter jet, local big wigs wishing us luck. Compared to the home nations & nearby national for once Great Britain had a small side of 380 athletes, Mexicans had over 600 as did USA but Canada had over 800 athletes competing! Even the Brazilians had brought a team of 300. This meant only one thing, that the completion as you’d expect was going to be off the scale. Racing these nations is harder than racing on the other side of the world. Yes Australia are good but nothing like America, Mexico & Brazil who have a decent amateur set up. After the parade we out paced the Aussies & Canadians to the welcome banquet. Small victory there. 
 
Mike Essex & myself in the 40-44 race saw the largest field for the days racing and it was packed with the key nations & rumours of two ex Olympians from Sydney & Beijing (Brazilian & Mexican – still unconfirmed. we were lead from the swim holding eon where I was trash talking anyone who’d open their mouth – yes I was nervous so I was on attack 🙂 We moved from to the race area by a guy playing the bag pipes. As we headed through a pack crowd I saw Michael Armer & his lovely girl friend – this made me very emotional as every was cheering & shouting ‘Go GB!’. We had to wait 30mins in the holding pen. The tension always rises in these situation but I wasn’t fussed, I won’t lie and say I wasn’t nervous but more about will my goggles as it’s was a dive beach start & if they’d came off I’d be making life hard for myself. Mike lined up beside me & a simple look said it all – ‘let’s do this’.  
 
We all filed in & line up on the pontoon on the beach and take our positions ahead of the horn going off. It was 250m straight swim to the first buoy and I wanted to get their well placed. The horn went and I had the perfect start. Massive dive in and powered away as hard as I could. I was swimming eye ball to eye ball with a dude to my left – for me this never happens as I’m always one of the quickest swimmers. Half way I looked to my left and there where still swimmers making a charge but by the time we hit the buoy it was just myself & this American. I felt great as a result. In my head I was saying – ‘here I am at the world final racing the best in the world & I’m leading the out – COME ON!!!!’.  
 
This gave me such confidence & focus that the game was REALLY on! I stayed close to the guy by me for the next two turns but he took an aggressive line so I found myself on his toes then he open I little gap. I didn’t panic and swam straight & true whilst he drifted around. I exited closed to him and looked up to see a gap behind – wow! Im in 2nd place (silver bloody medal & I’ve just dicked the best In the world. 2nd place overall & 9 second behind gold medal. 
 
The run from swim to transition (bike) was so long – nearly 500m. I looked to run hard but going from swimming to hard running can kill you so as the crowds cheers me on, I settled in. This allowed two other athletes to get a little closer to me. After a quick transition I exited still in 2nd place overall. I looked to get the American back quickly but he flew off quickly. 
 
The first part of the bike was a steady incline into a steep hill of 8%. I was moving well but got mugged by 2 Brazilians & Mexican who on road bikes made good use of their advantage. I didn’t panic so now I was 5th I worked hard and took one back place going down hill and then another 5km in up the second long steady drag of a hill. Back to 3rd place overall. In this kind of racing, everyone is amazing, people flying around looking like they are moving quicker than you so there was no backing off. Better to die trying than to not try at all. On the second lap I held my place and opened a gap on the next British athlete. 
 
Coming back into transition I was nervous about the run. My bike split was in the top 5 overall so another job done. My weakest discipline now but one I’ve worked so hard on. Would my legs work, would they perform or would they blow up after my strong bike. 
 
I headed out & looked to settle into a nice pace. The first half of the run was on a nice shady trail. I was moving but not flying – but at I was moving okay. The course was quiet. I was catching the women from the age group below who’d set off 15mins earlier. I was followed by a very nice American girl for a while & we were running well together but by 2.5km the two Brazilians flew by me like I was standing still – both clearly playing their trump cards.  
 
Back to 5th overall. I could never run at that place – they both clocked low 17mins so I said that’s fair, but let’s hold onto top Brit & this position. But fatigue set in & I lost focus with this and listened to my body rather than telling it to shut up. Once we got onto the Tarmac road Section I quickly regained focus & looked to secure top British athlete (great honour & automatic qualify for the next world championships). Over the last 500m I was over taken by an American but safe in 6th place overall.  
 
As I came down the blue carpet I was relieved as I didn’t need to run hard I could jog it out & enjoy my achievement – proud of what I’d achieved. 6th in the WORLD, 1st Brit & I can honestly say that I had really given it a go. This has given me hope that although I’m 40 soon that I can race hard & compete on a world level. I couldn’t have ran with the two Brazilians but a bronze medal would have been a dream but now I think it really is a reality.’

As raced and reported by Mark Yeoman

Rachel Hall IS AN IRONMAN (70.3 Zell am Zee)

rachelhall1Zell am See 70.3- a year in the making!

‘It started in August 2013 when I was watched Lance conquer his first 70.3 in 5hrs 26mins on a great fast, flat, friendly course.  When he finished he was elated & I was inspired.  So once we were home I booked it and started my journey! A nice novice 70.3.

I got my first road bike in February, my swim was okay & my run needed work, so it was time to get training. Everything was going okay till I got the email saying that they had changed the course! Apparently I should be happy that it was now a 70.3 world championship course with a climb of 950m to the top of a 1260m mountain! WHAT!!!!!!!! Panic!!! There was no going back.  So I joined Viceroys and got a plan off Mark & the real hard work began! Swim, bike, run, eat, sleep, repeat!!!  2 weeks before the race I did my first and only wet, windy real hilly 100k around the Cheddar Gorge. Thank God I did because those were race day conditions- thunderstorms!

Race start was a leisurely 10.25am, so no 4am up! Hooray! The swim is always my favourite bit and for the race it was push hard and get as much time as I could on the bike.  The reality was I was chasing the cumulative 5.30hr cut off and with the 13k climb and a nasty 15% 2k kicker at the end and a wet 16% long wiggly hairpin descent I was up against it. So into the washing machine for the swim, at one point I thought the lovely lake had been replaced by the sea.  Loved it and did an okay 35mins considering the amount of people.  Quick run through the mud to transition and off for the hardest ride of my life!

The good news, if there was any on the bike, was the climb was at 21k and over by 35k & it was mostly down hill till then.  Luckily the rain hadn’t started it’s down pour so I could eat and hydrate & prepare to keep the pedals turning.  Which I did and nearly got to the top, the last bit beat me and it was timber or walk.  The second bit of good news is there was also more down that up, however it wasn’t a Sunny Sunday afternoon it was chucking it down, windy & hailing at one point so the descents were terrifying- full on brakes and still doing 18k/h! They put on special crash mats for us! Luckily I only saw one bad accident, as someone went over a barrier into the gorge and one air ambulance. (Winter is about mountain biking for me so I can get really confident with my bike handling.) Once the mountain was climbed and the descent chilled out it was about pushing hard for home. It was a bit lonely at times but I was pedalling in a picture postcard alpine extravaganza- so beautiful. If I wasn’t going to make the cut I wasn’t going to leave anything out on the course.  I rode the fastest last 30km of my life as I watched the clock tick away- just for good measure they gave us a couple of nasty shortish sharp climbs in the last 15k!! I pedalled hard & got into transition with about 15 mins to spare! Yippeeeee! I couldn’t quite believe it.  Now all I had to do was keep running and I’d get that medal.

The run was along the beautiful shore of the lake, in the rain! 2 laps both through the centre of town.  It was time to just keep the legs moving. I genuinely doubted I’d get to the run so when I did I just kept on going, I was going to finish.  Half way in the first lap I ran past a Lance going the other way on his second lap!  It was so brilliant to see him and he was super happy I’d made the cut.  I was okay till 1k to go and I was about to walk it all the way home when Lance came back after finishing and got me to the home straight and that magic carpet.  So after a year it was my finishing moment and it was ace, high fiving all the way!

Can’t quiet believe it! Rachel Hall 39 and 3/4 Ironman 70.3 :-)’

As raced and reported by Rachel Hall

Race Across the Sky – the ultimate cycling endurance challenge?

Leadville 100 – Peter Kelsey Reflects on the Experience

29 August 2014

PeteKelsey‘I am now back from racing the Leadville 100 in Colorado.

I am happy to report that of nearly 2,000 riders that lined up at the start I was one of the 1,216 who finished within the 12 hour limit to receive the (among mountain bikers) legendary Leadville Belt Buckle – finishing in 9 hrs 12 minutes (37th in the over 50s and first British male of any age group). Initially I was a bit disappointed, as I had hoped and trained to finish in under 9 hours, but in part I had not fully grasped the challenge of such a tough high altitude race, especially when starting towards the back of such a large field of athletes.

At the briefing the afternoon before the race Ken Chlouber, who was the original founder of the Leadville races, gave a lengthy pre-race speech about guts, grit and determination. To the many experienced athletes in the room the speech would have been as easy to ignore as the safety video that few of us bother to watch on modern flights, but seven hours into the race his lines were ringing in my ears as I faced the all too common challenge of a long endurance event – ‘the bonk’.

I was half way up the steepest climb on the return (Powerline) when I ran low on blood sugar. Luck can play a part in any event, and as luck would have it I was passing (very slowly I might add) a local man in his 70s as my race so nearly fell apart. He was handing out cans of Coke and Mountain Dew – as was typical of Leadville he was not on anyone’s payroll, just a kind-hearted local who wanted to be involved. I chugged two Cokes and bounced back within minutes, akin to a small child who has been fed too many sweets.

Sadly I will never meet him again to thank him, but he saved me from the very real risk of not making the finish line!

At that point Ken’s words drove me on:

‘All of you will feel like quitting at some point tomorrow’.

‘If I see you after the race, just don’t look me in the eye and tell me that you quit’

And

‘You can do more than you think you can’.

The race doctor had also given a speech saying most of you will bonk at some point in the race, but you can recover if you take on enough nutrition and remain calm and patient.

The depths of a bonk in an endurance event are pretty grim, but the doctor was right. If you remain calm and take on enough nutrition you can recover – no matter how unlikely that might seem as your mind (starved of sugar and now highly irrational) struggles to face down what feels in the moment like an impossible task.

In my mind I had also dedicated my race to Margot and the girls as they had to put up with so much of our leisure time being focused on cycling, so that too meant quitting after all that time and effort was not an option, even when every step (I was now down to walking up a very steep hill) was a huge effort.

In the post-race ceremony and speeches even the winner Todd Wells (a US Pro rider and national champion from Specialized) explained he felt like quitting and was struggling to reach the finish as others chased him down. Incredibly having settled for 2nd place Todd only took the lead when the leading pro, Kristian Hynek bonked quite late on despite seemingly having an unassailable lead – Todd came across Kristian, weaving all over the course, as he tried to take on enough nutrition to recover and eventually finish in 3rd place. Whilst I will never know how Todd felt to win the event, I do at least know how Kristian was feeling in those dark minutes before the sugar did its job!

The message?

Well there are several, and they don’t just relate to sport, far from it:

Even professionals and experts suffer setbacks, despite meticulous planning, support and preparation;

In life very few things go perfectly to plan. You will face challenges and setbacks, but accept them, deal with them, and be prepared to re-set your sights (some goals are perhaps very optimistic in the first place so a degree of compromise is likely – be prepared for that);

If you really want something enough then plan for how you might best achieve it, and ideally seek expert advice where you need help;

If you do seek advice from experts then listen to it, and don’t deviate from your plans. My coach Jay created a fantastic programme. I just did my best to do what I was told;

Revisit and review your plans regularly to check they remain realistic, and adjust them as required; and

Don’t quit. Others are also hurting, and sometimes in life the winners are those who cling on the longest – as was illustrated by Todd catching Kristian for the win when it seemed that second was his best hope by that late stage in the race.

Overall I had a fantastic time in Leadville. It is a small town that pulls together to support the race series, which in turn has helped them recover from being an ex-mining town with the highest unemployment rate in the US to one where the Leadville Race Series has created growing prosperity and a common goal. It all stems the vision of one man, Ken Chlouber (with me in the photo below), back in 1983, when faced with appalling economic prospects as mining dwindled he proposed a seemingly unlikely strategy that has since seen the town prosper – in part because the local population all pull together so well as such an effective team and focus on a common goal. They also tapped into unused natural resources that had previously been ignored – stunning unspoilt scenery, previously unused for such fantastic and now legendary endurance races that are heavily over-subscribed every year.

I was very lucky to get to live my dream 50th birthday celebration and ‘Race Across The Sky’. This seemed ‘highly optimistic’ in late 2011 while watching the 2009 race on DVD whilst in rehab (post-surgery not alcohol or drugs!). I was taking warfarin and heparin from the added complications of post-surgery DVT and on crutches and just learning to walk again in a swimming pool – I could only dream of ride this challenging. All this stemmed from having had surgery to re-attach my hamstrings, an operation that was made more challenging after serious delays due to initial medical negligence where a radiologist somehow missed on his MRI scan the very clear and apparent injuries I had asked him to check for!

The point I am trying to make to anyone who reads this?

‘you can do more than you think you can’
Onwards to the next challenge….’
As raced an reporred by Peter Kelsey

PROFILE OF A GBR AGE GROUPER racing at the World Championships

MikeArmer2Mike Armer is one of our 5 proud Viceroys who qualified to compete at the ITU World Championships in Edmonton, Canada – he tells us how he got there

WHAT/WHEN ARE YOU RACING AT THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS?

Mon 1 Sep – Olympic Distance

HOW  DID YOU BECOME A GBR ‘AGE GROUPER’?
I got organised early for once and identified the 3 qualifying races for the Standard distance.  This was my 2nd year of triathlon and with a 2013 pb of 2hr 28, I was more wanting to do these races to see how good the competition was – qualifying was a long way off.   I was unable to run at all in 2013 and always had to hobble the 10k and then have 3 weeks rest to let the calves recover, but this seems to have improved in 2014 – concentrating on shorter strides on Yeo’s advice seems to have lessened the pain.  I travelled up to Shropshire and Chester and performed well with 2hr 14s which we thought was enough to get a roll down place.  It turns out I should have done Dambuster as this was the same day as the ETU champs so the fast boys were absent.  This nearly cost me a place in Canada, as some slower athletes gained automatic slots, and the all important percentages were enhanced.   Lesson learned – I should have realised Dambuster would have been an easier path – do more homework!
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN INVOLVED WITH / INTERESTED IN TRIATHLON?
I was a 10 stone county standard 800m runner as a teenager, but somehow morphed into a 14 stone bored office worker, with early signs of a mid life crisis!  I was always too scared to try a triathlon, but finally plucked up the courage and did Newbury in Sep 2012 – I was awful, but hooked!  I wasn’t hooked on trying to win, I was hooked on trying to get faster whilst my body was supposedly in decline!  I spent 2013 racing the big triathlons (Blenheim, London etc) and just enjoying the learning experience.  Joining Viceroys has just fed that desire – it’s great training with some extremely good athletes, who spend hours in a day job and yet are still competing at a great standard.
ANYTHING ELSE?
Next year the ITU Champs are in Chicago – look on the BTF website each week, and note down when the qualifiers are.  They are usually well organised events (especially Deva in Chester).  Lots of people qualify and then choose not to travel, so roll downs are a real possibility assuming you can finish within 115% of the winner. It’s worth a try as what better way to sneak a holiday in by masquerading as a GB triathlete first!

PROFILE OF A GBR AGE GROUPER racing at the World Championships

Tim Gray will be racing in the World Championships at Edmonton on Monday, 1 of 5 Viceroys to achieve this amazing accolade and 1 of 2 to be competing in the Olympic (Standard) distance.Gray

WHAT/WHEN ARE YOU RACING AT THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS?

I am competing over the standard or Olympic distance in Edmonton. Race day is Monday 1st September.

HOW DID YOU BECOME A GB ‘AGE GROUPER’?

I was aware of British Triathlon’s age group teams for some time but as a result of the Olympics in 2012, was inspired to do everything I could to qualify for my age group. 2013 was a bit of a wash out but I came into the 2014 season with a much better schedule of races and a determination to give it a really good go. My focus was actually over the middle (half iron) distance at the start of this season but I actually ended up qualifying at Dambuster for a shorter distance event!

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN INVOLVED WITH / INTERESTED IN TRIATHLON?

I’ve been involved in triathlon since 2009 after stumbling onto it a Blenheim Palace over race weekend. I’d just run the London Marathon and being a keen cyclist and one time, reasonable swimmer, it immediately appealed so when my wife challenged me to enter the event the following year, I jumped in with both feet! I’ve steadily been increasing distances and improving my times since. Largely self-coached, I’ve recently joined Viceroys and have immediately benefitted from the track sessions, running a PB recently at Liverpool.

ANYTHING ELSE?

I’m 45 years old, work for Sony, married to Gill and have a dog called Hamish (important not to get these around the wrong way!)

PROFILE OF A GBR AGE GROUPER racing at the World Championships

Mike Essex, the second of 5 Viceroys competing at the ITU World Championships in Edmonton this week, tells us what it takes to compete against the best in the world:

MikeEssexWHAT/WHEN ARE YOU RACING AT THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS

Sprint, 40-44, Friday 29th August

 

HOW DID YOU BECOME A GB ‘AGE GROUPER’?

At Christmas 2013 I decided I wanted to go for the GB team at the sprint distance and knew that I only had one shot at it (due to holidays etc) and this was the Rother Valley sprint in June. I started to ramp the training following an Achilles injury Sept – Dec 2013 and by February was able to train fully. I targeted a few sprint tris in April and May and managed to win my AG in 3 of the 4 tris I entered so knew I was on track. By Rother Valley I was in good condition and even though I had a poor swim and thought I had blown it, I had a strong bike and managed to reel a few guys in with an 18:06 5k run before nearly collapsing in the hedge at the finish! After a nervous few weeks wait, I made the team due to a roll down place with a 105% score.

 

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN INVOLVED WITH / INTERESTED IN TRIATHLON?

My triathlon background? First one in 2008 and have competed in approx a further 20 or so to date. Despite getting older, my times have improved year on year so am a firm believer that PBs can be taken down with the right mental attitude.

ANYTHING ELSE?

Obviously really pleased that Mr Yeoman is in my AG as if doing well wasn’t hard enough!

PROFILE OF A GBR AGE GROUPER racing at the World Championships

colinhColin Hinsley, Viceroy 1 (of 5) competing at the World Championships at Edmonton, Canada this week

WHAT/WHEN ARE YOU RACING AT THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS?

Aquathlon and Sprint Triathlon – Wed 27 (Aquathlon) and Fri 29 (Sprint)

HOW DID YOU BECOME A GB ‘AGE GROUPER’?

Naturally, my path to the world champs was tough, agonising, full of sacrifices but ultimately glorious. To be fair, and if the truth were known, it turned out to be a little easier than that – albeit nerve racking and demanding.

 

My preparation, was good to a point, I had booked all three qualifying races in good time and done a reasonable amount of training. Sadly, and despite being married for 15 years (n.b. the sadly refers to how long I have been married not my triathlon trepidations), I had neglected to get all dates cleared by the long haired General, which meant race 3 was off the cards (trumped by the Book club trip to Puerto Buenos – the cultural capital of??).

 

Back onto the facts and races….. Race 1 Nottingham Sprint – put in a belting race at Nottingham only to be busted for drafting (which was a fair call ) and then straight into the last chance saloon with only one race to go. Luckily race 2 was my favourite course at Rother Valley, fortunately where the course referees are far more lenient, idle and less observant – so managed to qualify without any infringements.

 

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN INVOLVED WITH / INTERESTED IN TRIATHLON?

My triathlon background is one of chance some 6 years ago. My first triathlon was a birthday present, at the time viewed as my worst present of all time and done in a surf wetsuit, hybrid bike and no training. Since then, I have done a lot of swim lessons, got a proper bike, joined a club and become fixated on measuring fitness efforts.

ANYTHING ELSE?

I would encourage everyone to have a go at qualifying to represent their country – it is hard but is a goal that will help to take you forward (whether you qualify or not) – good luck all.

Colin

Midnight Man … let’s tri throught the night!

The Midnight Man is an especially eccentric race even for a triathlon: starting at six in the evening with a full distance option running right through the night and a half distance option finishing (hopefully) sometime before midnight (also a quarter distance option but we’ll disregard that as beneath us).

The whole race is set in a small industrial estate in Dartford in the shadow of the QE2 Bridge: the swim is two or four laps of a small lake, the bike is ten or twenty laps of an “H” shaped loop incorporating several kilometres on one side of a dual carriageway which is closed to traffic and the run is four or eight laps of a course that mostly resembles a dropped piece of string in complexity. All in all a somewhat strange but pleasantly low-key race with a good atmosphere and very little BS. I did the half distance race in 2012 when it was the hottest weekend of the year and had a reasonable race until I crashed and burned halfway around the run. Last year I was signed up for the full but didn’t make it because someone drove a crane onto a concrete lane divider on the M25 and wedged the whole thing: despite leaving Hersham at 2:30 for a 6PM start I was still 25 miles away when the race started, meaning that I got to miss the 5 hours of torrential rain that everyone “enjoyed” that evening. This year I signed for the half distance at rather short notice: having been ill for three months and only starting training again early in July I was getting back into fitness and wanted to see how I was getting on, and what better way to test your fitness than with a half ironman? Continue reading