Why are all the new Viceroys called Andrew or Simon?

And who is Simon Colvan?

Simon C….is Simon Colvan, who is perhaps most easily differentiated through a passing resemblance to Tony Slattery. Thankfully he swims/cycles/runs better than the 80s comedian. Just. Embarking on his third season of tri, Simon’s aims are to start being a bit more competitive at events and to enjoy the social and motivational side of group training. His sporting background lies in football but ironically he gave it up because it took up too much time! Simon can be seen at track, Shepperton Lake and, if you look far enough over your shoulder, on Sunday rides.cropped-photo.jpg